IS YOU a HOMEOWNER B*tch I Might Be Candle
IS YOU a HOMEOWNER? Bitch I Might Be.
Candle has an illustration of a vintage dame, lugging a welcome mat in one hand and waiving a key in the other. Hilarious housewarming gift.
Available in the following scents:
A burst of citrus collides with the tantalizing scent of star anise. A complex heart of lavender, cedarwood & jasmine petals sweep throughout the heart. Hinted notes of patchouli, crushed rosemary & oakmoss create a signature, balanced aroma.
- Top Notes: Orange Zest, Star Anise
- Mid Notes: Cedarwood, Jasmine
- Base Notes: Patchouli, Rosemary Sprigs, Oakmoss
A fall celebration of brown sugar and cinnamon sticks join on top. A shimmer of lemon is blended with vanilla extract & pralines. White cedarwood & musk add to the finishing touches.
- Top Notes: Brown Sugar, Cinnamon Sticks
- Mid Notes: Vanilla, Pralines, Lemon Zest
- Base Notes: Cedar, Musk
A delight of citron zest & vanilla bean are introduced. A bold spice heart compliments throughout this aroma. Warm undertones of tonka bean & whipped cocoa complete this delectable fragrance.
- Top Notes: Citron, Vanilla Bean
- Mid Notes: Cinnamon, Clove
- Base Notes: Tonka, Whipped Cocoa
Our candles are created in the USA using a 100% natural soy wax blend. Candles are labeled and shipped on demand.
- 7.5 oz. candle
- Glass vessel
- Average burn time 50-60 hours
- 100% natural soy wax blend
- 100% cotton wick
- Non-toxic. Contains no lead, plastics, parabens synthetic dyes, or phthalates
Due to Covid-19, shipping may be hindered, but this is out of our control. Posters, mugs, and towels are shipping with normal production times, within 3-5 business days.
Normal Fulfillment Time:
It takes 2–7 business days to create apparel products and 2–5 business days for non-apparel products.
Normal Shipping Times: Our average shipping time is 4 business days depending on the order's destination.
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