Not the WORST MOM | Mommie Dearest Joan Crawford Unisex T-Shirt
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$27.00
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Machete not included. 🤣 You will SLAY ALL DAY with this fabulous Michael Myers tee! Halftone/distressed design with BAD WITH GOODBYES.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Size up if knotting. If you see a color you'd like, contact us!
**** PLEASE CHECK THE SIZE CHARTS!*** --> They're in the listing photos. If in doubt, we suggest going up a size.
WE CANNOT OFFER EXCHANGES FOR WRONG SIZE CHOICES.
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I’m Kim from Phrase Lounge.
I started this shop as a way to give friends something they couldn’t get anywhere else. It caught on, and now I’m adding new designs all the time. You’ll find a mix of interests here, mostly mine: True Crime, Women’s empowerment, and of course that famous bike that goes nowhere. My daughter Lilly helps me fulfill orders and keep your tracking in order.
Print methods:
POSTERS: 4-color press (CMYK) on large format printers on The resulting poster look crisp, with vibrant full-color designs on an 8mm semi-gloss stock.
MUGS: No decals or stickers here. Mug sublimation results in a crisp, colorful image that is dyed INTO the mug, not onto the mug. Dishwasher safe.
APPAREL: We use DTG printers for all apparel. Direct-to-garment, or DTG, is a printing method that sprays the ink onto the garment, which is then soaked into the fibers of the garment. No decals or vinyl. Image becomes a part of the shirt. DTG process will bring you years of wear under normal washing conditions.
Depending on the items in your order, items may ship separately.
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Shipping & Processing
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Pre-designed items will go into fulfillment same day. Custom designs are usually turned around for proof the same day, and once approved, will send for print. Posters and mugs are shipping quickly within 1-3 days. DTG is shipping between 4-9 days. We always do our best to get everything out as fast as possible, and if for any reason there is a delay, we will reach out ASAP to resolve it. After your order has been sent to print, it will be marked as fulfilled and you'll get a notification. Tracking will come soon after.
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We are always adding designs!
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Be sure to check back often!! I’m a graphic designer, so the designs you see are done by me. If you have any ideas for cool designs, we’d love to work with you!
Keep up to date on @phraselounge on Instagram
Kim & Lilly
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. Size up if knotting. If you see a color you'd like, contact us!
**** PLEASE CHECK THE SIZE CHARTS!*** --> They're in the listing photos. If in doubt, we suggest going up a size.
WE CANNOT OFFER EXCHANGES FOR WRONG SIZE CHOICES.
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I’m Kim from Phrase Lounge.
I started this shop as a way to give friends something they couldn’t get anywhere else. It caught on, and now I’m adding new designs all the time. You’ll find a mix of interests here, mostly mine: True Crime, Women’s empowerment, and of course that famous bike that goes nowhere. My daughter Lilly helps me fulfill orders and keep your tracking in order.
Print methods:
POSTERS: 4-color press (CMYK) on large format printers on The resulting poster look crisp, with vibrant full-color designs on an 8mm semi-gloss stock.
MUGS: No decals or stickers here. Mug sublimation results in a crisp, colorful image that is dyed INTO the mug, not onto the mug. Dishwasher safe.
APPAREL: We use DTG printers for all apparel. Direct-to-garment, or DTG, is a printing method that sprays the ink onto the garment, which is then soaked into the fibers of the garment. No decals or vinyl. Image becomes a part of the shirt. DTG process will bring you years of wear under normal washing conditions.
Depending on the items in your order, items may ship separately.
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Shipping & Processing
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Pre-designed items will go into fulfillment same day. Custom designs are usually turned around for proof the same day, and once approved, will send for print. Posters and mugs are shipping quickly within 1-3 days. DTG is shipping between 4-9 days. We always do our best to get everything out as fast as possible, and if for any reason there is a delay, we will reach out ASAP to resolve it. After your order has been sent to print, it will be marked as fulfilled and you'll get a notification. Tracking will come soon after.
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We are always adding designs!
--------------------------------
Be sure to check back often!! I’m a graphic designer, so the designs you see are done by me. If you have any ideas for cool designs, we’d love to work with you!
Keep up to date on @phraselounge on Instagram
Kim & Lilly
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
No refunds, returns, exchanges, or cancellations. Please ORDER WITH CARE. If an item arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact me for a replacement.
Due to Covid-19, shipping may be hindered, but this is out of our control. Posters, mugs, and towels are shipping with normal production times, within 3-5 business days.
Normal Fulfillment Time:
It takes 2–7 business days to create apparel products and 2–5 business days for non-apparel products.
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Normal Shipping Times: Our average shipping time is 4 business days depending on the order's destination.
💥💥 In a rush? Contact us about expediting shipping prior to ordering.